- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
my thought process
- Me: Oh, I should talk to that person!
- Them: *posts something*
- Me: Oh wait, I can't talk to them after they posted THAT, it would be awkward....
- Them: *posts something else*
- Me: *responds to that post*
- Me: THEY DIDN'T RESPOND, THEY HATE ME!
- Me: No, they can't hate me, they still follow me....
- Me: *goes to check if they still follow me*
- Them: *still following me*
- Me: They are only following me to be polite...
- Me: They probably only respond when I do talk to them to be polite too...
- Me: uhhg, no, don't think like that....
- Me: *still doesn't talk to them but really wants to*
- Me: They probably think I'm a creep.
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
I can’t wait till these bananas I just got ripen more so I can make banana cream cheese muffins!